This has “washing your ass is gay” vibes. Let me ask a question in language you will understand: how is spraying your ass with water more gay than rubbing and occasionally (accidentally) fingering your asshole every time you shit?
You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that’s why I don’t need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.
Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it “cleaning”. Trust me all your friends are talking about your “habits”. Also forgot to change accounts.
Idk, all I do know is you need that to be the truth. Enjoy your ass play and stop having multiple accounts, that’s actually beta male energy. Enjoy playing with your asshole.
Why would I do that? We have 2 bidets, and I know that they work perfectly as intended, and that you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Some definition isn’t going to change that, and make me wrong, and you right.
You are totally ignorant of the subject, and simply wrong. Also, being uncomfortable with your own anatomy is weird. Grow up.
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Shit squirting in your ass?!? Seriously, no idea if you have no idea how they actually work, or if you’ve used a model/method that I can’t even comprehend.
Who’s being disingenuous? I never said bidets don’t shoot water in your ass, I quoted you directly, who said:
But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist.
YOU claimed they somehow shoot shit in your ass, so that’s what I addressed, now you’re saying I’M being disingenuous by quoting you directly?? OY, yeah, please just disengage.
I don’t have to Google how they work, I own two of them and use them every day, and have never once had shit shot into my ass, nor have I ever heard of such a thing happening to anyone else, and have no idea how you think that could even happen. You’re the one that made the claim that they somehow shoot shit into your ass, it’s on you to explain how exactly you think that works. Not sure you know what disingenuous means, either.
And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?
…you don’t flush the wipes…do you?
Ofc not. But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist. But you do you boo.
This has “washing your ass is gay” vibes. Let me ask a question in language you will understand: how is spraying your ass with water more gay than rubbing and occasionally (accidentally) fingering your asshole every time you shit?
You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that’s why I don’t need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.
hey lemmy get a load of this this guy, he’s proud to have shit all over his ass and people definitely talk about his poop smell when he isn’t around
Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it “cleaning”. Trust me all your friends are talking about your “habits”. Also forgot to change accounts.
its called washing your hands after shitting lol. good ol fashioned hygiene, like not letting shit linger in your ass crack
Sure, call gay sex w/e you want idc
Way to admit you either don’t have a job (workplaces use garbage tp) or you don’t clean your ass, which is disgusting but on brand.
Idk, all I do know is you need that to be the truth. Enjoy your ass play and stop having multiple accounts, that’s actually beta male energy. Enjoy playing with your asshole.
Shit comes out of your ass, bidet washes it off. If your bidet is squirting out shit, you hooked it up wrong. Really wrong…boo.
Idk I’ve used 2 and both times they were spitting water in my asshole.
Skill issue
Fuck. “Git gud nub”
WTF? Fetishist? That’s getting weird…
Ofc it is, that’s why I don’t like squirting stuff up my asshole.
Bidets don’t shoot water up your ass, you dolt. Its not an enema, it just just sprays off the exterior.
Idk why you need to convince yourself that spraying and shooting are different but ok…
Yall so sensitive about getting water squirted up you assholes.
Idk own it at least.
Because that’s not how you use a bidet.
It’s like complaining that beds are uncomfortable when you sleep UNDER them.
Google the definition and post it. I’ll wait.
Why would I do that? We have 2 bidets, and I know that they work perfectly as intended, and that you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Some definition isn’t going to change that, and make me wrong, and you right.
You are totally ignorant of the subject, and simply wrong. Also, being uncomfortable with your own anatomy is weird. Grow up.
What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Shit squirting in your ass?!? Seriously, no idea if you have no idea how they actually work, or if you’ve used a model/method that I can’t even comprehend.
I believe they are referring to the mythical Brazilian mini-enema.
Heh, that doesn’t clarify for me, and definitely not looking that up 😆
Ya, your being disingenuous and I’m disengaging. Do a basic Google search before you say that bidets don’t shoot water in your ass.
Who’s being disingenuous? I never said bidets don’t shoot water in your ass, I quoted you directly, who said:
YOU claimed they somehow shoot shit in your ass, so that’s what I addressed, now you’re saying I’M being disingenuous by quoting you directly?? OY, yeah, please just disengage.
Same, do a basic Google search and post it then. ill wait
What? Do a basic Google search for…what, exactly? And post…what?? What the fuck are you talking about, once again??
Again being disingenuous. Google how do bidet work and post it.
I don’t have to Google how they work, I own two of them and use them every day, and have never once had shit shot into my ass, nor have I ever heard of such a thing happening to anyone else, and have no idea how you think that could even happen. You’re the one that made the claim that they somehow shoot shit into your ass, it’s on you to explain how exactly you think that works. Not sure you know what disingenuous means, either.