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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Anon is a stoic

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Anon is a stoic

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    “You have power over your crying - not over the youth on the street. Realize this, and you will find your gay card.”

    Marcus Anonrelius: Medications

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    He really should hold onto his gay card better

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    > break down and cry in the street

    Not much of a stoic, are you anon?

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      One hell of a stoike, though.

      • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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        Holy shnikes, what a stoike!

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    Can’t be my gay card, left it at your dads. You must be the child he doesn’t love.

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    I like that a “youth” corrected him on his pronunciation. Perhaps there is hope for the future.

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    Foilage!

    • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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      That’s when you wrap your coworker’s cubicle in tin foil as a practical joke, right?

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        No, that is being foiled again.

        Foilage it is when you cover a person in leaves.

        • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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          Rats, foiled again. I woulda gotten away with it if it weren’t for you foiling kids!

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      My wife says it like that and it drives me crazy. But I get her back by pronouncing the L in salmon.

      • slothrop@lemmy.ca
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        Rushdie?
        I like to pronounce the “p” in “raspberry”.

      • nathanjent@programming.dev
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        deleted by creator

      • julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works
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        H in whale in our house. Grrr

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        I pronounce both 'f’s in giraffe

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    Whenever I see this meme, think about Nihilists discussing Nietzsche.

    Edit: Also, I’m one of them. I think I read about him for a few years before I said his name out loud in front of someone.

    I’d pronounce his name like the Russian word for “no.”

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      … is it not “neet-s’chay”?

      • ContriteErudite@lemmy.world
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        Nope, it’s nee-chuh. I also mispronounced it for years…

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        Njet-ze komrad

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          I’ve never seen Marx and Nietzsche in the same room…

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        Close, but the second syllable is different. You’re correct that its not a silent vowel, it’s pronounced exactly like the short version of the article “a”, or the first letter of the word “announcement”.

        • altkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Neat sha(mbles)

          • Schmuppes@lemmy.today
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            No.

        • SpongeBorgCubePants@lemmy.world
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          If only there existed a phonetic alphabet that would make such discussions unambiguous smh

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      However it’s pronounced, I hope he helped cure you of your nihilism.

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        Are you trying to get me to talk about nihilism? My reddit days are gone, lol

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          Lol no, it’s nihilism. There’s literally “nihil” to talk about.

          I only meant it in the same way that if someone spoke about an author who’s famous for writing about how to deal with depression and I replied “i hope that author helped you with your depression.”

          I’m simply wishing you the best of health.

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    The correct response was “I thought you needed it more than me.”

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      I like “It’s the future, that’s not an insult anymore.”

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      “You can hold it, you seem to need it more”

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      “Gay card? We use an app these days”

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    stoike I lol’d like a re’Tard

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