Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you’re in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn’t, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.
Ain’t no way you want to risk that you’re too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I’d wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.
I just assumed he was in some foreign language class.
Or just algebra
This would’ve gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.
If God is real he’d have let me stay illiterate
God doesn’t come around these parts
I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.
Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything
He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.
Fake but at least it isn’t gay.
touches tits
has a seizure because of that
Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.
At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.
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Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)? It seems extremely disrespectful to me. (if the involved parties are in a relationship it’s probably OK)
If they didn’t, you probably wouldn’t be here.
How do people like you survive?
real people
Ew
I only consciously fantasise about people who don’t exist.
Sometimes they aren’t even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.
Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.
What exactly are you fantasizing about time formats?
ISO 8601 fetishists.
Or a real pervert who is into that American date format abomination.
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)?
Yes.
I kinda get the disrespect perspective, maybe. I felt that a little as a teen. But then I thought it probably wasn’t respectful treating my crush in my mind like a sort of sexless statue or object rather than a real human being that I was in love with and wanted to have sex with.
Maybe I seperate love and sex a bit too much (or just more than average)? When I have romantic feelings it doesn’t make me want to sleep with the person they’re directed towards. But I also would likely not decline an invitation to engage in such acts (and given enough time might eventually ask on my own) but until some sort of mutual attraction has been verified I just avoid thinking of them in a sexual way.
Sounds like you might be on the asexual spectrum.
That one’s a spectrum too???
Yep, they all are!
