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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon falls in love

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Anon falls in love

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • rbn@sopuli.xyz
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    Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

  • Gnugit@aussie.zone
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    If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can’t see your lips they won’t understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

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      • Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org
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        or he may have signed while saying it.

        • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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          I think it would be instinct by that point.

  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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    This is fake, but not gay.

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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        a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

    Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

    • Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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      Also “she gave me her number.” And? Did you call her?

      (I guess I’m dating myself here because texting is a thing, but…)

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting

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    Removed by mod

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