[RP POST] i live in the alps and get consistently harassed by aliens. ama
What kind of harassment are we talking about here? Anti-grav wheelies over the house at night, relentless nonconsensual probing or just peeping toms peeking through your windows at all hours of the day?
@xxce2AAb one time they broke into my house and threw a desk at me
That’s very… demonstrative. And more than a little uncivilized. You’d think they were advanced enough to have figured out basic communication. Or, failing that, at least charades.
@xxce2AAb they can communicate, they wrote me a note and everything. i think they just dont realise their own strength
@xxce2AAb in their defense i did touch their storage chest but still
Now okay, this sounds like important context. When, where and why were you in a position to touch that in the first place?
Also, you’d think them capable of building lock boxes of sufficient quality that touching them wouldn’t be a significant concern. Was it left in your care as a crude test of your ethical fortitude?
@xxce2AAb well i tried to open it because i was curious and it set off an alarm, which they did not take kindly to
Aliens from space, or just people from different countries?
Do you see what happens, when you find a stranger in the Alps?
Has any of the harassment been fun at first but then they took it too far?
@askmeanything some context: my name is kellin (kel for short). i thought this would be a fun job when they picked me to send out here. there are some good moments, but god this place is awful sometimes. anyways, ask away
@asokel@ohai.social @askmeanything@lemmy.ca thoughts on shrimp ? do you like it , can you leave some near the tree house tomorrow .




