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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前

Be unpredictably punny

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Be unpredictably punny

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 天前
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39711441

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  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    6 天前

    Few is three or more. You have a couple twix up your sleeve.

    • hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 天前

      How do you know there’s not more in there??

      • FenrirIII@lemmy.worldOP
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        Maybe, I’m full of twix.

  • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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    Oh, dear God… I have to send this to my husband! It’s totally his style!

    Thanks!

    • 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world
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      What was your husband’s reaction/reply to it? =)

      • foodandart@lemmy.zip
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        Rolled his eyes and groaned. Oyyy.

        LOL!

  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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    This is flirting in my book. Don’t buy me dinner, pop some Twix out from under your sleeve and Hot Damn!

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