He’s senile enough to have lost what little filter he had

He feels entitled to whatever he wants, like the petulant toddler that he is

And nobody stops him from saying it

I’m making these for my fiancée!

Scientists who are christians

“chrisrian scientists” are fucking whackos, even for idiot god-botherers

It’s faith

Faith is the belief in something, without evidence, or in the face of contradictory evidence

That’s why it doesn’t deserve respect

It’s weird how “taking personal responsibility” is so fetishised, but only for stuff that’s not actually something that comes as a result of people’s acts, like childhood cancer and stuff

TVs in bars is such a weird American thing

Even reasonably classy places have them.

I thought it was just a TV trope, but I am always amazed at how it’s normal to have an antisocial device in a place for socialising

I think you put it perfectly

They’re like the rabbits in Watership Down who know they’re being farmed, but can’t admit it to themselves

You really like the smell of your own farts, huh?

Because for many, it’s the going to be the highest achievement in life, if they make it through without being shot

Haven’t had a drink in years, btw.

It appears that the time you did spend drinking has rendered you permanently fucking stupid then

If I’m close enough to talk to him, I’m punching him.

Something reputable

If you want to be taken seriously, don’t just link the first thing you see

Especially if it’s from a bunch of religious dipshits.

There are opinions, and then there are qualified opinions

Maybe I’m showing my age, but you really put in the minimum of effort by your own admission, and obviously didn’t read the article to which you linked

I don’t think you’re stupid

I think you’re lazy.

A bullshit religious outfit?

Fuck off with that crap.

That has all the credibility of one of Trump’s crayon drawings

Why would you be proud to be American?

It was founded on cruelty, and never improved.

The civilised world has always sneered at the US, and for good reason

Sadly, the stupid tend to breed prolifically, and anti-vax idiots often have a gaggle of spawn, and are keen to whelp more litters as the others die from perfectly preventable diseases

It’s a word that he’s heard grown-ups use

He has absolutely no idea what it means, but he hopes it makes him sound big and clever

But lacks the dramatic flair

I despise “tech bros” at the best of times

There are too many halfwits with solutions desperately searching for a problem

The fact that him sniffing his own farts was his undoing makes me incredibly happy

It’s crazy how little I value your opinion

I had interactions with a few, and they were very much the typical, stupid, bigoted yank