Be the Punisher.

Want to make cool skull logo out of burning cars.

Can’t really see the parking lot from above.

Just sort of pace out the outlines with gasoline, hope you get the proportions right.

Comes out like this:

If it’s going to have some kind of inventory system… figure out a way to prevent players from hoarding high-value items until the end of the game, at which point they are either meaningless because you’re so leveled up, or else you can trivially defeat the final boss by spamming all the holy hand grenades you’ve been socking away.

Aw, this is what I get for not paying attention to what instance I was posting in.

That guy that took a picture of his phone, then took a picture of the camera taking that picture, then took a picture of that camera taking that picture, and so on…

I myself once learned 380 digits of π, when I was a crazy high-school kid. My never-attained ambition was to reach the spot, 762 digits out in the decimal expansion, where it goes “999999”, so that I could recite it out loud, come to those six 9s, and then impishly say, “and so on!”

—Douglas Hofstadter

Now I’ll never know what people mean when they say “those cupcakes won’t fill a sauna”!

“If you’re attracted to a pretty girl with long, straight, brown hair and a strong, self-possessed personality, just walk away, it’s almost certainly going to get you killed.”

“Ooh… err… about that…”

Get distracted and scratch my nose.

Loudly and intrusively hating things that other people like.

If someone likes a terrible show or movie or musician or whatever else… just let them like their thing. It’s okay to state your point if you somehow get dragged into a conversation on the merits of a given thing, but making a point of shitting on something that someone likes when they’re in no way harming you is just shitty behavior, and it’s not going to accomplish anything.

Don’t yuck other people’s yums.

Starship Troopers isn’t a smart movie pretending to be a dumb movie, it’s a moderately intelligent movie with pretensions of being a smart movie pretending to be a dumb movie.

Robocop, on the other hand, is a masterpiece.

“Do you believe in God?”

“Yes.”

“What about Zeus, Shiva, Odin, Chernobog, Ra, and all the other innumerable gods?”

“No, those are fake.”

“So you’re almost as atheist as I am, I just so happen to believe in one less god than you do.”

In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read…

Go back inside

Shoot self

Also keep an eye out for people complaining about “globalists” and “coastal elites” because you’ll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.

The page Philosophy loops back to itself via the twelve-article chain of Existence, Reality, Universe, Space, Three-dimensional space, Geometry, Mathematics, Theory, Reason, Consciousness, Awareness, Philosophy.

I want to take it one step further.

And no, I don’t care if there’s good reason to believe that Tyrannosaurs weren’t fluffy like owls, I still want a decent artist’s depiction of a T. rex with owl-level fluff.

Looks like he’s trying to avoid the Helvetica Scenario.

So it’s exactly like my year 2000, too!

Yyyyyawwwwwnnn