andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 个月前This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1689arrow-down113
arrow-up1676arrow-down1imageThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 个月前message-square73linkfedilink
minus-squaretuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·10 个月前Which is 36 years after this guy hatched
minus-squaredangercake@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down3·edit-210 个月前Can we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-210 个月前That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour? Hard to nail down.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 个月前Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 个月前Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 个月前Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·10 个月前I’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway. Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷
minus-squareblazeknave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-210 个月前I want to like this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?
minus-squaredangercake@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 个月前Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.
Which is 36 years after this guy hatched
Can we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?
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That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour?
Hard to nail down.
Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
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Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
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Perhaps he only ambled in.
I’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway.
Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷
I want to like this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?
Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.