For now

Typically, “sex” is used in reference to biological characteristics, and “gender” to sociological ones.

All my life

That seems haphazard - won’t sticky notes be liable to fall off in the mailbag?

Manga is books

Joke’s on you, I remember my nines

I could tell partway into the first line because there is no way that this man appreciates art of any kind.

Ham and goat cheese with mustard plz

Yes. Better safe than sorry; I know it’s trite, but fiberglass be nasty.

Just a little, as a treat.

Is there loose or exposed insulation up there?

Better ending: they found their third

No one nothing?

And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz

I feel older, but not wise.

Amateur

He died because his job got outsourced to the Philippines and he couldn’t afford medical care when he got sick.

But the flight attendant never gets me off

I knew a guy who put it on sandwiches with peanut butter

Don’t get me fucking started