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Tiered looking. Dog was in full German chocolate cake mode. That’s how he remembered the circles.

Me rn

Stoner humor knows no generation. We all watching Cheech and Chong shit still or at least are familiar with big papa Tommy

Like, a hairbrush?

You said MD 20/20 and hydrogen sulfate right into my eyeballs? You got it doc😎

Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.

To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

Lot of Seegar, oops. Guatanamara is beautiful, and Cielito Lindo. Makes me ashamed of being a filthy one-language-knower.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=41N8EHzZL78. (Cielito Lindo)

Sure, if you’re new, maybe stopping to double check that you did your due diligence and aren’t in a rough spot, maybe once but KEPT😭💀 by the second time I’d be so fucking angry my god

I’ll never forget being in Charleston SC and eating two hot dogs, one with chili and coleslaw and the other with like fucking eight ounces of Mac and cheese.

They were also called like the Aretha Franklin and Frankie Muniz or some shit it was absolutely wonderful shout-out perfectly franks lol

An old cellphone makes a decent one too. I heart VLC

Insert Ukrainian meme from like 3 years ago of “we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid”

Me when my poor transwoman homie has a Palantir ad up her butt and I gotta help scoop it out like a toy without a flared base😓

Ecoterrorism til death. Lol. Such a funny joke.

Unrelatable since I got a septum ring. Why so many boogies

Allegedly it’s sold like a spice in NK but honestly at this point I have no idea what to believe or not believe when I hear something about anything there. Which is probably intended but still lol

Do I see Lieutenant Calley?

Do I see Captain Medina?

Do I see General Koster and all his crew?

I actually googled it and deleted my comment bc it seems to have done a nice little 180 since I went! Apparently now about 70% of mortuary science graduates are women!