That look means I’ve scoped a nice place to keep my strap-on.

This generation’s Enumclaw incident.

Holy shit I gotta try this oats in spring roll mix thing. Thanks for the tip.

Yeah, and I just like the texture more. Sometimes I rice up parsnips with the quinoa for a pretty interesting texture/flavor. You can follow sushi rice recipes to prep it. I don’t cook the parsnips.

For filling I matchstick any combo of carrots, cucumbers, SPINACH, beets, peppers, whatever, and let 'em marinate in a tiny splish splash of tamari and sesame oil. Add avocado when rolling. Meat is optional but encouraged, if that’s your thing.

My smoothie:

1 banana

1 handfull of fresh spinach

2 big spoons of greek yogurt

1 big spoon of cashew butter

Squirt of lime juice

Enough almond milk to blend

Ice

optional: protein powder and collagen

Add-ons: berries, matcha, mango, salt, flaxmeal, coconut milk, chia seeds

Ooh good to know. I make a lot of quinoa sushi rolls, too. (also with spinach)

Got it, adding iodine to my smoothie.

I toss in greek yogurt(high in iodine) for that goodness and some citrus to get the iron from the spinach.

Stellar reporting from the post, as always.

Did Hitler really have a ‘micropenis’? The dubious documentary analysing the dictator’s DNA

They can’t even get the definition of micropenis right.

…the definition of micropenis was accepted as a penile length smaller than 2.5 standard deviations (SD) below the mean… Penile length should be measured when the penis is fully stretched…

Maybe we should stop bodyshaming men and all the short cock cuties (not hitler) won’t get complexes about it.

You don’t hear shit like “genocidal asshole who hated kittens had normal penis.”

I hope you become a better person.

First time: Discovery

Second time: Predictable, seek out new porn

Third time: Nostalgia

I love these because it give us a glimpse into oldschool metaphors that were so, so obvious at the time. Like of course you’re going to slap down some mussels on that hell talk because it’s an unclean abomination.

And of course you’re gonna give a pregnant women a pomegranate, and make sure jesus has a pelican. Why wouldn’t jesus be hanging with a pelican? If not, at least make sure he’s holding a fish and there’s a shepherd in there somewhere.

The illuminaries were memelord shitposters.

They can hold a pose for longer.

Link please.

That reminds me of a porn I saw thrice.

It goes deeper than that, too.

Pop culture painting dads as irresponsible parents comes from the idea that women are natural caregivers while men are just boys who work. It’s a cultural bias that still affects legislation and custody rulings, and why it’s a goddamn fight to get changing table in men’s public washrooms.

Funny drunk dad meme is just the scum on the surface of a shitty lake.

Not that I know of. I walked away and it was anti-climactic. I believe one is living in a broken down van and thinks Elon Musk talks to him directly, not that poverty and mental health issues are anything to make fun of.

I was the target. It was an IRL one that moved to the internet.

I tried to get people to use each other’s preferred pronouns. The hate didn’t really ramp up until I brought up facts and evidence.

It had all the elements of your standard hate mob, with trolling, doxxing, threats, and all that.

Ooo which one?

Jesus Christ I thought that was Bruce Campbell.

How tempting is it to push all the buttons all the time?