Ah, yes, the bastion of radical progressivism and LGBTQ+ rights, the… Catholic Church?

Yes, the argument failed in the past. But, on the other hand, I’m the main character, so when I do it things will be different.

Not necessarily. I just meant in the context they provide for the event.

Yall n’wahs need blessed Vivec.

No. How did you reach that conclusion?

Seems like a good opportunity to frame Musk and Erdogan as allies.

“What can we do to reduce how much our virulent racism impacts the economy?”

“Child labor?”

“Brilliant”

Is the butter there to get the taste of the other three out of your mouth?

At least they’re happy to give up the desk by the window.

I am a fan of apple apples.

You’d think he’d know how to dress for one.

I respect preferred pronouns and am strongly in favor of reforming/replacing capitalism, but preferring boneless wings is a step too far.

Kudos to Christopher Hitchens, who voluntarily tried it and immediately said it wouldn’t work for interrogations (changing his position) because he would have said literally anything to make it stop.

If evil, then why hot?

Give him some time. That stuff’s everywhere.

Check out moneybags over here, being able to secure a mortgage.

The prophet hath spoken. Burn the heathens who would pronounce Em Spaint improperly.

Exhibit B: My dog.

Now they spend all day laying around until it’s time for their human to bring them food or belly rubs. Has there ever been a greater evolutionary win?

Not sure if meme piracy or new meme…