Ignotum
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Ignotum@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Using Roman numerals made this so much easier41·2 天前Fuck the trees, lazy bums, just standing around eating all our sunlight, not working a single day in their lives!
Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What would this list look like for your generation?25·10 天前I know most of them but… What’s ligma?
You get the beans all hot and bothered, and then liquid comes out
Cup 'o beamen
Good, the environment is made up and the children yearn for the mines!
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming3·21 天前What about the communion wafer that suddenly started bleeding? Checkmate athe… oh wait
They’ll let you go with a warning, after taking the item away from you ofcourse
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Woah, there's a cool little spider on my wall. I wonder what it's called?English20·23 天前Um achtually it’s only a wall spider if it comes from the wall region of france
If you had to choose, would you go to fucking hell or celibacy hell?
Rusty wires don’t sound very comfortable, but at least it’s something to pass the time
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When I'm making the rounds opening doomscrolling apps6·26 天前I had to open it once a couple of weeks ago, ever since they’ve been sending me daily emails “you’re on a roll!”, “continue your login streak” or something like that
Sadly i’m too lazy to open it back up and disable email spam so i’ll just stop checking my inbox instead
When the bike seat breaks; “bicycle in my ass”
Is the Vatican actually a prisoncamp?
Is that why there are so many pedophiles there?