Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

A place to moisturize

what a shattering experience

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You mean mr family guy himself?

2 + 2 = 3

• People with shame kinks

gotta go quick

• sonec the hedgheg

our body needs so many minerals so yes

I don’t believe your pedantry supersedes the need of unpregnant men

It’s the ultimate lifeform

he Balks at the idea

oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland

New boof gootin’

I’m sorry but Vincent did nothing you leave him out of this

yea

“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”

Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?