Assy McGee

Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

real and wholesome :’)

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

(. )( .)

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

The call is coming from inside the call

I love cartoon violence

I’m glad they kept the top of the glasses in frame so we know that this is from the community and not a hate crime

Actually, if you compare the example with the show it’s using the image from, there are several instances where the robot controls everything, and the 14 year old Japanese girl is just a soulless clone of your dead mom because your dad’s sad and horny

I’m not sure where the analogy fits in anymore but there’s also a penguin who lives in the refrigerator

You can meet interesting people, but ultimately it’s based on superficial connections.

Typically, the cis woman experience is about filtering, while the cis man experience is about casting as wide of a net as possible.

You could potentially have a dick-pic free experience if you’re able to curate and filter enough, but be prepared for an exhausting or donging experience.

I grieve not for what has been lost, but for what will not be found

i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Slawghtered

That’s so Terra-centric 🙄