No

Food advertisement? At this time of year? In this corner of the internet? Localized entirely in @cattywampas@lemmy.world comment?

Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form

I just put them in perpendicular and let them lay against and on top of each other

The ouroboros of choke sex

That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away

Having almost always been the rebound guy, I found those messages flattering snd lonely at the same

the S stands for hot

there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

Ah, but for Buff, it’s all oonery

“Mow”

• Cat

check your dm’s

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

looks like they had a real hoot

i never had my hot girl summer

i been plonked

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day