Flared bottom would have made it 450%
Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.
I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
the shower didn’t have a place for me to put it
Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.
Oh, sweet summer child…
That’s why it has the flared bottom.
Right, except they don’t.
That’s when you send i n the rescue gerbil.
My pleasure!
Make sure and get your colonoscopy this year.
It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.
Maybe he has a really, really small ass?
Maybe not in your neck of the woods… 😉
… there’s a picture of them. The picture is the same regardless of our respective necks or woods.
Thank you, Professor Pedantic.
Edit: OK, this instance is full of cunts.
I’ll see myself out.
I think you just missed the beginning of the conversation and tried to jump into it.
We started by saying that these should have a flared end, and I said that without a flared end, it’s going to require medical intervention. That’s where you jumped in to say, rather condescendingly, that’s what the flared end is for. Go back and re-read the thread, because I really just think you’re missing the context of the conversation we’re having.
No one is being a cunt or pedantic, you’re just saying something that’s wrong and unfunny
Oh, sweet summer child…
your woods need thick necks to prevent oopsies
OK…
Is this a try at some joke I dont get? Flared != flat?
This is what flared usually looks like
And what if they had a “vibrate” function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
Without a base, without a trace
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“So you slipped in the bathroom… and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?”
Million to one shot Jerry!
Hey, Assman!
No, actually I was bored.
That’s the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.
Wasn’t it the other way around? I was certain it was: Floral patterns > clothes > mills kept on using those
You can’t store flour in burlap bags LMAO.
Do you know what flour and or burlap is?
But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.
I like how confidently incorrect you are
Was there any point of you adding “LMAO” other than being an egoistic asshole?
To leave absolutely no doubt that he’s both ignorant and an ass??
They gon’ introduce a dragon scent next?
😏
Not a particularly good one…
No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.
I love the guy, he’s a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.
But, I’ve heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with… certain matter on it.
Hey, I’m not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.
god damn son
Like I said, he’s a great guy, otherwise.
But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.
I’ve never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.
Since he’s a close friend, maybe let him know?
He knows. He doesn’t care.
Great guy otherwise
Yes, he is.
We all have our shit.
and his too apparently
Eeewww
Is this AI generated? It’s reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.
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I’ve seen a British comedy that had this as a joke. But the movie was a sleezebag of a comedy. All about a dude that works at a grocery story at night, gains the ability to freeze time and messes with the women he sees shopping. I am glad I can’t remember the title.
Cash back
The dude who can freeze time (framed as him imagining) isn’t the one adding dildo shaped shampoo to women’s grocery carts to see if they’ll buy it when the get to the checkout. He just uses his time powers to, ahem, artistically admire women’s naked bodies when they’re grocery shopping and unaware they’re being the subject of his drawingI watched a recap of that on YouTube, one time; sleezebag is right.
A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.
So they also double as dildos?
Not much gets by you, does it?
horny
I use plastic bottles as dildos, so it’s doable. With a lot of practice, you can even use 500ml+ bottles, some even going up to 1.5l. I really need to get a 750ml one, since going from the 500ml to 1l directly is not feasible.
Why do I have the feeling you will end like the jar man, but instead the label will peel off and you will get poisoning from the glue
Even more horny
Also how the fuck do you manage this? I can’t even get a 2 cm thick oval thing in there without it hurting like hell
Practice. A lot of practice.
it hurts so good
now you all have got me horny
But they don’t double as double ended dildos.
That’s quitter talk
Giggity
Nobody: There’s no such thing as picking a perfect Lemmy community
OP:
That’s really cool though! Especially the bamboo one
That ain’t no lemon shape that I’ve ever seen.
There’s even kinkier stuff…
zestyyyyy.
Going from shampoo to ram poo.
The bamboo one must be very popular…
Many people are obsessed with their own asses, in a Freudian way
Freud was a charlatan and anything he ever said should be disregarded.
This is as inaccurate in its own way as saying he got everything right.
What? This is blatantly incorrect. The way Freud is understood in the mainstream today is often a little comical, but he made huge advancements in psychology. Calling him a charlatan is just offensive.
Disclaimer: I’m not a psychologist, have read Freud, but am certainly no expert. Most of what I know about him is from my dad anyway .
He was alright. I’d have a beer with him
